Friday, January 19, 2018

Florals in the Winter - A floral Denim Dress Outfit

Hello ladies, and gents if there are any. Even if there are, why are you reading a girl's fashion blog!? Don't you have a life? I'm just kidding, I don't have a life too! I've been repeating my days like some sort of a sick twisted Bold and the Beutiful episode. Wake up in the morning, play with doge, go to work, work, go back home, play videogames. Repeat. I feel like I am wasting my youth away, so I recently downloaded Al Jazeera's news app so I can have a notion of what is going on in the outside world without practically going outside.

As it turns out this was a  mistake because the app only updates me when there are emergency homicidal situations, mass genocide situations, basically I feel like ALJazeera is cherry picking all of the news involving despair and doom and forwarding it my way. I just wanted to have common knowledge of the current world and I got an apocalypse!

Speaking of, I wore this outfit to the movies last week and went all ballistic with the colors. Since the cold came to Bulgaria too, I've been dressing really lazy and sloppy cause I don't have the motivation to think of something original when the wind is peeling my skin off. The cinema time was the perfect occasion to dress up a little, knowing perfectly well that the boyfriend will drive my floral ass back and forward in the car like some sort of a vegetable.

The movie we saw was The Commuter with Liam Neeson and boy did it suck bad! If you've seen one Liam Neeson movie you've seen them all. It starts off promising and just when you start thinking "Hey now this is something neeew!? the absurdity sets in and you are forced to munch your popcorn in silence, as your brain is exploding with so many witty references on how bad this movie is.
All I could think about throughout the movie was how much I wish I was home on my sofa, with freshly brushed teeth cause the popcorn got stuck on so many places I can't mention without sounding erotic. 

I thrifted this dress last summer and  I've been wearing it only to the beach and back, unitl I realized it's super practical because it goes with sweaters so well and makes every outfit super cozy and comfy for the winter. I styled the dress with a cold shoulder top and over the knee socksies, since it was still freezing and I wanted to add a dash of skankyness as well.
As you can see the current hair color is the final one, since the boyfriend does not allow me to dye it anymore. I've got blue, yellow, pink, purple, green and basically everything else BUT lavender.....
All those DIY at home youtube tutorials helped in a sense that I didn't go bald, so there's that!
Do you guys like it?

Floral Denim Dress - Second hand, Red patent boots - Zara
Btw, there is a huge sale in Zara's stores right now, I already bought a jacket and booties for only 30$. Have a look!

Monday, January 15, 2018

The Ugliest Flats You Will Ever See OOTD

Imagine my enthusiasm when I found this pair of horrific flats with pink fur accent. The boyfriend was perplexed when he saw them and thought they were slippers for home, after I went out with them in the street he was even more perplexed.

I probably should stop buying ugly clothes since I tend to get a lot of negative feedback regarding the way I dress. It usually doesn't bother me, because when I wear my weird clothes I become delirious and feel as delicious as yesterday's microwaved pizza. I notice people stare, but I think it's because I'm awesome not because they are appalled by my furry flats. Self delusion is my specialty.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I wish I was a fish, cause they can be shiny and colorful without anyone been judgy. I'm halfway there though, I have the prickly eyes and the constant blank stare with the mouth wide open.

Regardless, every cell in my body was screaming of joy when I saw these furries and I immediately knew these would be a tough cookie to style. I thought if I am going to go over the top, let's go as high as possible, so I styled them with a slip on dress, sweatshirt underneath and heart printed socks.

This silver slip on dress is from Zara and I bought it last year for a vacation to the Sea. I was planning to be a mermaid, but it seems the dress is for girls with boobs and we all know I have lost this battle long ago. Even so, I still manage to incorporate the dress in the more colder months with sweaters underneath, where having a cleavage is not necessary. Yaaaay?

As you can see the hair situation was getting out of hand when I took these photos. I dyed it blonde by mistake and then dyed the ends pink since I didn't wanna resemble mother of dragons..... It is blue and pink now and I'm going to show you more from it on my next post.  

I was too lazy to photoshop the dog hairs on my tights, so brace yourselves, unperfection is coming!

Silver slip on dress - Zara, Flats with faux fur - Remix, Sweatshit - Zara

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Plastic Transparent Raincoat + Pink Glitter Dress

Good morning beautiful nachos! I'm currently so happy it is Saturday that I can't even think of anything to write in here. Not that I don't like working myself to death from Monday till Friday and waking up in an ungodly early hour to a pile of crap the doge left as a present. Don't get me wrong, I love to stare at a computer for 8 hours straight and smoke cigarettes every half an hour. Dream life right there!

For me Saturdays are days for staying in a pajama till late night and eating leftovers from yesterday, Saturdays are a state of mind, Saturdays are a time to reconsider is being a hobo really that bad? Is paying bills actually overrated?

My favorite activities during a Saturday is not been bothered by anyone and ..not been bothered by anyone. Those days are sacred people! I could do something productive today though, maybe go to the dentist cause I have a hole in my tooth with the size of a beached whale, maybe clean up the apartment cause it's starting to look like the home of an OCD hoarder, maybe cook something so we don't starve, maybe......OR maybe, I can just sit around all day while the guilt of doing nothing sinks in slowly into my irresponsible heart. 

How about you guys, how would you usually spend a Saturday? Do you run away from obligations or are you one of those extinct species that use the weekend to run errands? 

Now let's get down to business, before I feel too lazy to blog. 
I found this dress in Remix again, and please don't laugh, but I thought I might use it for a night gown. 
I tried it once or twice but I felt like I was falling asleep like some Disney princess. It just doesn't feel as right, as borrowing you boyfriend's stinky t-shirt to sleep in it. 

As it turns out, the dress is more outside appropriate so I've decided to wear it ..wait for it....outside! On her first walk into the wild I wore it with the new plastic raincoat and jeans underneath. I don't know what's this love I harbor towards dresses over jeans, but I adore how it looks. 

These photos were taken few days ago when my hair was still like this. If you follow my Instagram you will know that I went blonde, then I went blonde and purple, and currently I am with blue and purple hair..... My boyfriend by the way, made me record a promise on his phone, that if this time the dyeing doesn't work I won't dye my hair any more. He's a bit dramatic and concerned that he's going to date a bald gal, and he doesn't let me dye my hair anymore. So, either I like it or not, it's staying for good....I'll post some photos later on, on my Instagram so I can hear out your opinion as well. Please lie to me and tell me I'm pretty!

Transparent Raincoat - Fashionclub, Glitter dress - Remix, Red patent boots - Zara.

Anyways, I really like how this outfit turned out. The proportions are good and the transparent raincoat I must say is extremely versatile. You can dress down a bit and wear something casual, but when you place it on top it gives that extra that makes you stand out. I'd say it is a good investment, not to mention that it's actually practical as well, not like those coats without pockets! 
What do you guys think? Is it over the top?